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[pedrobaleia]

" Dog Humor - What Not to Name Your Dog

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[salma]

estas imagem e fotos estao todas muito giras e originais
muito mesmo

[salma]

estas imagem e fotos estao todas muito giras e originais
muito mesmo

[macgonagal]

[quote=Guida__F]
Vou deixar isto em inglês, porque assim servirá de filtro para os mais novos... mas não tem nada de mal :p

Retirado da internet:

[b][size=24]"[/size][/b] [size=18]Dog Humor - What Not to Name Your Dog [/size]


Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "SEX". Now SEX has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for SEX. He said, "I'd like to have one to". Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself, and a special room for SEX. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, SEX keeps me awake at night". The clerk said, "me too".

One day I entered SEX into a contest, But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him I planned to have SEX in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have SEX on television". He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had SEX before I was married". He said, "me too". Then I told him that after I was married, SEX left me. He said, "me too".

Last night SEX ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for SEX.

My case comes up Friday............ [b][size=24]"[/size][/b]
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E que site é esse?? essa história está demais!!

[cris67]

não resisti a por esta

[Guida__F]

Esta é um pouco mais forte. Se a considerarem excessiva, digam e eu apago-a imediatamente:

Da Internet:

"

A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."

The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and lovingly to his impressionable little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother or sister."

The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!" "

[pedrobaleia]

The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"

[Guida__F]

Mais uma

Esta na brincadeira refere um problema grave, que tem sido discutido na Arca.

"


DOG RULES


1. The dog is not allowed in the house!
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the OLD furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under
the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation ONLY.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
dog.

"

[AcTiOnGiRl]

a Guida_F ta la sim senhora.
Vou procurar umas imagens porreiritas...
Desejem-me boa sorte.


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Rita

[AcTiOnGiRl]

Aqui tão elas... mas Pequeninitas...

[AcTiOnGiRl]

Uma das funções dos cães-guias



Vi esta imagem e achei engraçado, desculpem-me os mais sensiveis.

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Rita

[Guida__F]

A culpa é dos donos :p

Metem-lhes fraldas por engano



Ensinam-nos a jogar às cartas



Eles imitam os seus donos em tudo



E ainda por cima não os deixam fazer exercicio suficiente



Mas ainda bem que há cães que fazem exercício ao mesmo tempo que exercitam os amigos dos donos



Mas há cães, pobres coitados, que refugiam-se na bebida como forma de fugir à furia dos seus donos



E os cães até sabem ser bons companheiros



Mas donos não querem ouvir os conselhos dos cães e preferem ficar em casa a beber

[Guida__F]

It was a slow day in heaven so God phoned Satan to see what was going on down there.

"It's slow here, too", said Satan

"Well," God said, "I think a dog show might be fun."

"Sounds good," says Satan, "But why are you calling me? You've got all the dogs up there."

"I know," answered God, "But you've got all the judges."

[Guida__F]

Era um dia lento no céu, assim Deus telefonou a Satanás para ver o que se estava passando lá por baixo.
- Aqui também é demasiado lento - disse Satanás
- Bem - disse Deus - Eu penso que uma Exposição de Cães pode ser divertido.
- Soa bom - disse Satanás - Mas porque é que você está a telefonar-me?Você tem todos os cães lá em acima.
- Eu sei - respondeu-lhe Deus - Mas você tem todos os juizes."


(fica aqui a tradução)

[snoppy]

Boas!!!









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