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pedrobaleia
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- Registado: quinta ago 26, 2004 7:48 am
- Localização: boxer (eddie), 11 ovelhas, 5 galinhas, 19 patos, 22 pombos, 3 porcos
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AcTiOnGiRl
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- Registado: quarta fev 18, 2004 9:40 pm
- Localização: 6cães e animais de quinta
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AcTiOnGiRl
- Membro Veterano
- Mensagens: 15817
- Registado: quarta fev 18, 2004 9:40 pm
- Localização: 6cães e animais de quinta
As minhas imagens ficaram pequenitas!
Vou tentar por umas maiorzitas.
Que imagens porreiras forista cris!
As suas tambem pedrobaleia, alias estao todas engraçadas.
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Rita
Vou tentar por umas maiorzitas.
Que imagens porreiras forista cris!
As suas tambem pedrobaleia, alias estao todas engraçadas.
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Rita
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AcTiOnGiRl
- Membro Veterano
- Mensagens: 15817
- Registado: quarta fev 18, 2004 9:40 pm
- Localização: 6cães e animais de quinta
Vejam estas menos realistas...
Espero que gostem...
Espero que gostem...
O dilema de um cão aflito 
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Vou deixar isto em inglês, porque assim servirá de filtro para os mais novos... mas não tem nada de mal :p
Retirado da internet:
" Dog Humor - What Not to Name Your Dog
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "SEX". Now SEX has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for SEX. He said, "I'd like to have one to". Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself, and a special room for SEX. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, SEX keeps me awake at night". The clerk said, "me too".
One day I entered SEX into a contest, But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him I planned to have SEX in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have SEX on television". He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had SEX before I was married". He said, "me too". Then I told him that after I was married, SEX left me. He said, "me too".
Last night SEX ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for SEX.
My case comes up Friday............ "
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Vou deixar isto em inglês, porque assim servirá de filtro para os mais novos... mas não tem nada de mal :p
Retirado da internet:
" Dog Humor - What Not to Name Your Dog
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "SEX". Now SEX has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for SEX. He said, "I'd like to have one to". Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself, and a special room for SEX. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, SEX keeps me awake at night". The clerk said, "me too".
One day I entered SEX into a contest, But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him I planned to have SEX in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have SEX on television". He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had SEX before I was married". He said, "me too". Then I told him that after I was married, SEX left me. He said, "me too".
Last night SEX ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for SEX.
My case comes up Friday............ "
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AcTiOnGiRl
- Membro Veterano
- Mensagens: 15817
- Registado: quarta fev 18, 2004 9:40 pm
- Localização: 6cães e animais de quinta
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