Algumas frases celebres e uma anedota

[CindelP]

Mandaram-me isto, e achei k fosse interessante partilhar ( fala em raças, mas não é para ofender ninguem )

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Dereke Bruce

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"
M. Facklam


How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:


Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"

Border Collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp!"

Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Rottweiler: "Go Ahead! Make me!"

Shih-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . ."

Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Malamute: "Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

Doberman Pinscher: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."

Hound Dog: "snore"

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Irish Wolfhound: "Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover."

Pointer: "I see it, there it is, right there..."

Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"

Australian Shepherd: "Put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."

Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"

[Nuria]

Olá Cindel,
tenho essa anedota em português!

é bastante gira,porque a maneira como representam os temperamentos das raças é fantástico.

Abraços
Nuria

[CMNogueira]

Viva,

Gostei das frases e da anedota. Em relação a esta ultima, e já que estamos numa de brincadeira, no que diz respeito ao Rottweiler, podia-mos acrescentar a velha frase do Clint Eastwood: ...Make my day...

Obs - Não podem ser sempre assuntos sérios...

[yakov]

Hoje estou numa de me divertir.